9:00pm August 20, 2014

“'Vimes, you have gone insane,’ said Rust. ‘You can’t arrest the commander of an army!’
‘Actually, Mr Vimes, I think we could,’ said Carrot. ‘And the army, too. I mean, I don’t see why we can’t. We could charge them with behaviour likely to cause a breach of the peace, sir. I mean, that’s what warfare is.’
Vimes’s face split in a manic grin. ‘I like it.’
‘But in fairness our – that is, the Ankh-Morpork army – are also–’
‘Then you’d better arrest them too,’ said Vimes. ‘Arrest the lot of ‘em. Conspiracy to cause an affray,’ he started to count on his fingers, ‘going equipped to commit a crime, obstruction, threatening behaviour, loitering with intent, loitering within tent, hah, travelling for the purposes of committing a crime, malicious lingering and carrying concealed weapons.’
‘I don’t think that one–’ Carrot began.
I can’t see ‘em,’ said Vimes.”

— Jingo, Terry Pratchett (via jiggit)
8:00pm August 20, 2014



Dude theres an abbey road camera aimed right at the crosswalk where the beatles did their thing


And all day all that happens is tourists trying to reenact the famous pose its fucking addicting to watch its the funniest fucking thing.

I’ve been watching this for an hour it’s all I want to do

7:00pm August 20, 2014
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  • Plays: 4,115
  • Artist: Natalia Kills
  • Album: Trouble
  • Track Name: Problem

                         Is a goddamn problem

2:00pm August 20, 2014
1:00pm August 20, 2014


Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying




Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying


12:00pm August 20, 2014

You understand I’m getting on that plane..

11:00am August 20, 2014


vala gifset per episode: 9x06, “beachhead”

10:00am August 20, 2014

Two Tigers by Cloudtail


Two Tigers by Cloudtail

9:00am August 20, 2014



The man’s a nightmare fetishist.

Nah, I think he was just making sure that Ford wouldn’t eat his beloved turkey sandwich.

8:00am August 20, 2014

ANOTHER MEME I WON’T FINISH  – 4/20 favourite male characters

 When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.

7:00am August 20, 2014


Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. 
I would never have been this happy.