“'Vimes, you have gone insane,’ said Rust. ‘You can’t arrest the commander of an army!’
— Jingo, Terry Pratchett (via jiggit)
‘Actually, Mr Vimes, I think we could,’ said Carrot. ‘And the army, too. I mean, I don’t see why we can’t. We could charge them with behaviour likely to cause a breach of the peace, sir. I mean, that’s what warfare is.’
Vimes’s face split in a manic grin. ‘I like it.’
‘But in fairness our – that is, the Ankh-Morpork army – are also–’
‘Then you’d better arrest them too,’ said Vimes. ‘Arrest the lot of ‘em. Conspiracy to cause an affray,’ he started to count on his fingers, ‘going equipped to commit a crime, obstruction, threatening behaviour, loitering with intent, loitering within tent, hah, travelling for the purposes of committing a crime, malicious lingering and carrying concealed weapons.’
‘I don’t think that one–’ Carrot began.
‘I can’t see ‘em,’ said Vimes.”
Dude theres an abbey road camera aimed right at the crosswalk where the beatles did their thing
And all day all that happens is tourists trying to reenact the famous pose its fucking addicting to watch its the funniest fucking thing.
I’ve been watching this for an hour it’s all I want to do
- Plays: 4,115
- Artist: Natalia Kills
- Album: Trouble
- Track Name: Problem
Is a goddamn problem
You understand I’m getting on that plane..